Bush's Zingers
Well, another debate has come and gone. George still sounded like a whiny little rich kid who was not getting his way. Kerry came off sounding very... well, Presidential! Then G. W. came out with this week’s zinger... "You can run, but you can't hide!" But, since John Kerry is neither running nor hiding from anything... I'm not sure he was damaged by this cliché.
The last of the debates may be different. The Liar Party has had it's best strategists working 'round the clock to come up with a sure fire universal come-back that George can use (and simply enough for him to memorize) the next time Kerry points out another of the many failures which has occurred during this administration.
Rumor has it that these strategists have come up with something really exciting! Bush has been holding back one of the great all time zingers for just the right time, and since this is the last debate coming up, now is that time.
Senator Kerry had better watch out, because the next time he hits Dubya with an accusation he can't answer, Kerry will likely be reduced to sputtering by George's comeback. There is no defense against the all time greatest zinger! George will smile that smug little rich kid smile and let loose a barrage of "I know you are, but what am I?", "I know you are, but what am I?", "I know you are, but what am I?".
Obviously, no defense will be adequate against this type of counter attack! Poor Mr. Kerry may as well just withdraw from the race, after that, and go home.
On a lighter note: What do you bet that we have a manufactured terrorist threat that is thwarted just in the nick of time, shortly before election day? The staged event will give Dubya a chance to "prove" what a good job he is doing in stopping terrorists! (We won't mention that G. W.'s arrogant posture is the main reason why so many terrorists want to attack us in the first place!) Of course, it would not be out of character for this administration to actually stage a real attack, killing hundreds people, if it might further their political goals. Isn't there some sage advice about not changing idiots in the middle of a stupid war?
The last of the debates may be different. The Liar Party has had it's best strategists working 'round the clock to come up with a sure fire universal come-back that George can use (and simply enough for him to memorize) the next time Kerry points out another of the many failures which has occurred during this administration.
Rumor has it that these strategists have come up with something really exciting! Bush has been holding back one of the great all time zingers for just the right time, and since this is the last debate coming up, now is that time.
Senator Kerry had better watch out, because the next time he hits Dubya with an accusation he can't answer, Kerry will likely be reduced to sputtering by George's comeback. There is no defense against the all time greatest zinger! George will smile that smug little rich kid smile and let loose a barrage of "I know you are, but what am I?", "I know you are, but what am I?", "I know you are, but what am I?".
Obviously, no defense will be adequate against this type of counter attack! Poor Mr. Kerry may as well just withdraw from the race, after that, and go home.
On a lighter note: What do you bet that we have a manufactured terrorist threat that is thwarted just in the nick of time, shortly before election day? The staged event will give Dubya a chance to "prove" what a good job he is doing in stopping terrorists! (We won't mention that G. W.'s arrogant posture is the main reason why so many terrorists want to attack us in the first place!) Of course, it would not be out of character for this administration to actually stage a real attack, killing hundreds people, if it might further their political goals. Isn't there some sage advice about not changing idiots in the middle of a stupid war?
posted by Dave Gaston @ 3:28 PM
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